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JETT BLAKK PRESENTS
I was joking on Facebook that I should start a web show called Jett Blakk Presents, only to discover that quite a few people thought it would be a good idea! lol
At any rate, this got me to thinking what a TV Guide ad for the show would look like if it ran circa 1976 on the ABC Network. Here's what I came up with:
As for the show's theme music, think Night Gallery as done by J.D. Slater. lol
So, what do you think? Darkly homoerotic horror? Would you watch?
JBK
REDDEVILMEN.COM UPDATE!
The launch date for RedDevilMen.com looms ever nearer, and I have some very cool stuff on there for you to see. Some new faces and some old favorites, including scenes I shot with porn stars several years ago that will only now be seeing the light of day! Including...
Black stud Top Man ROD ROCKHARD bottoming for the first time on video!
Muscle man JORDAN VAUGHN fucking himself with 3 dildoes!
A never-before-seen sex scene shot (and never included) for NASTY NASTY!
And more! So keep coming back for more info!
JBK
NICK CAPRA TAKES A BATH
Yesterday, NICK CAPRA came over to shoot a solo for his site NickCapra.com, and I told him that I had 2 scenarios: he could jack off in the bathtub with sudsy water, or he could masturbate with a Fleshjack. He thought they were both good, but for that day, he chose the bathtub.
Now, earlier, I had posted on my Twitter account that he was coming over to shoot, and I asked if anyone had any thoughts on what they'd like to see him do. CaliJockDude said he should piss in his own mouth (he's done that). FabScoutHoward said he should beat off between his and my NoH8 pics. JuicyGigolo wins the most culinary award for suggesting that Nick cum on a cracker and eat it. But relatedly, eating it turned out to be the most popular suggestion, so when Nick arrived, all bright and bouncy, I related what had happened and he agreed to eat his own cum.
I ran hot water in the bathtub while he stripped and squeezed a good helping of Cinnamon Roll-scented bubble bath to get everything nice and foamy. Nick asked for a bottle of water, and as I ran downstairs to get it, I heard a yelp as he evidently stuck his foot in the tub. "Turn the knob to the left to get more cold water in there!" I yelled over my shoulder.
Back upstairs, Nick was semi-submerged, his erection playing "up periscope" through the suds. I grabbed my video camera and began filming.
Nick stroked his dick, moaning and groaning, getting on his knees to show off that fine Italian butt, then back in a reclining position for his cum shot. He thrashed and thrashed that big slab of dick meat before finally saying that he couldn't cum without stretching his legs out, and the tub was too small for that. We got the idea that he could stand up, and within seconds he was splattering his load into the water below.
But fear not—his fingers were drizzled with hot manjuice, looking like icing on the cinnamon roll the water was scented as. I followed his hand as he brought it up to his mouth and gobbled it up.
He jumped in the shower to rinse the soapy film off his body then got dressed, and we both went to Cheesecake Factory for lunch. Nick said he is considering moving to L.A. to get more work and to be nearer to the guy he is dating, who is REALLY hot. Don't worry, I've already got him thinking of a duo onscreen!
JBK
"VICTIM OF PLEASURE" ON SALE NOW!
I am happy to report that "Victim of Pleasure" by my pal MARK SLADE, is now on sale at LuLu.com. It's an autobiography, but deals largely with his experiences in the industry and the prejudice he encountered when he crossed over from straight porn to gay porn, then tried to go back. This is a labor of love for him, and it has been a long time in the making. Plus, I'm mentioned in it! lol. Do yourself a favor and check it out.
UPDATE! Mark just told me that the book is undergoing a few minor corrections, but orders should be filled in a few days. He's very proud of this accomplishment, and I applaud him for it.
UPDATE #2! Mark called me yesterday and said the book's updates are now done, and the book is for sale NOW! What are you waiting for? 
JBK
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Work has slowed down to a crawl. Times are tough for the freelance director. I've been directing for Suite 703, but no movies for any studio. DINK FLAMINGO told me that story porn is dead. Is he right?
NICKCAPRA.COM keeps chugging along, and I'm very appreciative of that. And although we had really hoped to get REDDEVILMEN.COM up and running by the end of the year, technical problems have interfered with that, but it will be very soon, now.
I am also beginning a new venture, and ADventure. Someone recently reminded me what I originally came to California to do. And I think it's time I reset my sights. There will be a big announcement coming in 2010. Stay tuned for it.
Last year, I became diabetic, and to combat it, I have actively been dieting and exercising. I am now 40 pounds and 5 belt notches thinner. I still have a long ways to go, but I'm feeling great and happy with my progress. My blood sugar levels are now in a better range (120 to 140—still high, but my doctor is happy), and I intend to overcome my diabetes. You can follow my success on Facebook and Twitter, as well as other thoughts and minor actions that happen on a daily basis.
Finally, I must apologize for the infrequency of updating my blog. I know you like to read about the behind-the-camera goings-on for my productions, but Suite 703 has a confidentiality clause, preventing me from dishing. However, I will be talking soon about a scene I shot with JEREMY FOX and KYLE SPARKS. It was fun and HOT!.
I want to take a moment to thank the people who really helped me out last year, either monetarily, physically or emotionally: Dink Flamingo, for the work; ROSS CANNON, for the reasonably priced sets; CockyBoys, for the chance; ANTHONY DURAN, for his hard work; DAMON DEVINE, for his cool-headed efforts; MARK NAGEL and STACY BRIDGES, for the Grabbys; TORY MASON, for being a good sport; and BOOMASTER, NICK CAPRA, DREW WARNER, ROBBIE IRELAND, SEAN ABLEY, SCOTT BOARDMAN, ANDREW ROSEN, JOHN ROECKER, SAM PARK, HOWARD ANDREWS, ZACKARY PIERCE, BRANDON BAKER, BAILEEY, TREVOR KNIGHT, MIKE STABILE, JACK SHAMAMA, MARKUS RAM, NASH LAWLER, MIKE DONNER, SISTER ROMA, CHI CHI LARUE and Active Duty's DAVID, among so many others, for being such good friends and being there when I needed them. There are others who would have been on this list, but unfortunately, showed their true colors when the chips were down or a better opportunity arose. You know who you are. Or you should.
And then there are the things that have made me the man I am today, whose influence shaped me: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello, The Marx Brothers (especially Groucho), The Monkees, Gilligan's Island, The Munsters, I Love Lucy, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, Lily Tomlin, Monty Python, Peanuts, Bugs Bunny and my grandfathers for my sense of humor; The Simpsons, The Smoking Room, Kathy Griffin, Lewis Black, The Daily Show, The Kids in the Hall and Mystery Science Theater 3000 for keeping me laughing; my mother, for my love of horror movies; my father, for my love of opera; Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Phibes and Auntie Mame for being role models; The Monkees, The Andrews Sisters, The Alan Parsons Project, The Beatles, Beethoven, Tshaikovsky, Cole Porter, Ella Fitzgerald, and Andrew Lloyd Webber for the music; the Wolf Man, Dracula, the Mummy, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, Godzilla, the Rhedosaurus, the thing, the blob, Them!, The Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, Sammy Terry, the Teenage Werewolf, the Teenage Frankenstein, Paul Naschy, the She-Creature, Count Yorga, Blacula, Leatherface, Michael Myers, among so many others for the scares; and Alfred Hitchcock, Steven Spielberg, Roger Corman, William Castle, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper, Terry Gilliam, Danny Boyle and more for showing me how to escape.
And finally...CVK, my husband, lover, soul mate, confidante, best friend, financial advisor, handyman, encyclopedia, computer technician and sounding board for his love, devotion, patience, hard work and for just being there when I need a hug. I would not be where I am without him. I would not be happy without him. He has changed my life for the better and made me a better person. He has given me love and happiness, and those are the greatest gifts that anyone can give another person.
And that is my New Year's wish for you. I wish you find love and happiness in the next year, and if you already have it, that you continue to enjoy it.
Happy 2010!
JBK
NOH8 CAMPAIGN SHOOT
HOWARD from Fabscout told me that there would be another day of photo shoots for the NoH8 campaign, and I decided to go. After unsuccessfully trying to get CVK to do a couples shoot with me, I figured I'd beat the crowd and get there when it started at 1:00pm.
I showered, did a quick facial clipping, then decided to put on makeup to cover some of my blotchiness. I carefully applied it to my cheeks and forehead, then used some kind of setting spray that Nick Capra got me to buy to set it. Slipping on a white t-shirt (a color I haven't worn in over 5 years), I grabbed my keys and headed over to photographer Adam Bouska's studio. I got there exactly at one and realized that there were no parking spaces to be found. I finally got one two blocks away.
As I headed for the location, I tried to walk in a slow, steady, non-exerting pace, but it was no use. I've been doing cardio lately, and whenever I walk for more than 5 minutes, my body thinks it's working out and begins to sweat. By the time I got to the registration room, my forehead, cheeks and chest were beading up. I filled out my form and began to fan myself with it like Blanche DuBois on crack. This helped a little, but when I got to the girl applying the NoH8 tattoos, it caused a problem.
"This isn't sticking," she said. "I think it's because of the stubble on your face."
She applied another tattoo with a wet paper towel compress and said, "Now press hard on this for a minute."
As I was pressing, Howard came in, followed by DAVID TAYLOR. "I'm putting him in your hands," he said.
"Hmmmmph?" I quizzed, unwilling to open my mouth.
"Oh, by the way, TOMMY DEFENDI is here," he said. "I know you wanted to talk to him. I'll go get him." And soon, he came back with Tommy in tow.
The young man said hi, and I did my best job of ventriloquism by talking with my teeth clenched. "I want to talk to you about a project, but I can't now," I gritted. I handed him a monologue I'd printed out from the movie NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. He took it with a puzzled look, and I said, "I'll explain later."
The girl looked at the space on my cheek and said, "It's totally not sticking." Howard agreed then bolted with Tommy. I wondered aloud if it could be because I was sweating, and she thought it might, so she patted my cheek with a dry paper towel, then applied a third tattoo. "Now press firmly and don't talk," she said, walking away to apply to others.
David Taylor came over to me. "You're a director, too?" I nodded. "Do you do internet or studio work?" I wondered how I was going to reply to him when he realized what the game was. "You can't talk!" he grinned.
Tat girl came back and checked me. "It looks pretty good," she said. "Let me fix it a little." She did something to the tat and had me look in the mirror. It looked good. "Now, be careful with it," she said, "or it will crack." At that moment, someone came and got David, me and about ten others and took us upstairs where we paid a $40 charge. A guy was there with a roll of gaffers tape and held a piece out to cover my mouth.
"I think you're going to be leaving your beard here," he joked. "This will rip your facial hair out when you take it off." I smirked at him but soon my mouth was covered up with the sticky strip.
Adam Bouska was behind a set of lights and Tape Guy ushered me over. I had decided that I wanted my picture with my 3D glasses to show my love of movies, and I slipped them on. Adam loved the specs and had me pull them down my nose while he took about a dozen pictures of me in various angles. It was a blast.
I hung around and waited for David to finish, then walked out with him. He was a real sweet guy. When we got outside, I asked him where he was parked, and he pointed to the street and a blue car. "How did you get such a sweet spot?" I marveled. He asked if he could give me a lift to my car but I declined, since it wasn't that far. He shook my hand and asked if I was going to Mickey's that night for their Cocktails with the Stars show. I told him it was doubtful, since I was a homebody. He said he was, too, but he hoped he'd see me there.
That was a couple weeks ago and the picture came back today. I'm very happy with it, as I don't take very good pictures, I feel. I like it a lot, with one exception. They made my eyes an ice blue color instead of their natural green. But hey, it's a fabulous pic!
JBK
MARC HAMMER'S HAPPY ENDING AT NICKCAPRA.COM!
Hey, just wanted to clue in everyone to a hot new scene currently playing on NickCapra.com featuring Nick and his new discovery MARC HAMMER. It's called "Marc Hammer's Happy Ending" and it's sizzlin'!
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The concept is that Marc's girlfriend has given him a visit to a massage therapist for a birthday present, and guess who the guy giving him the rubdown is?
Nick gets a little "familiar", but hey, part of his job is to go where the stress is...
'Now naked, Marc is lost in the feelings and lets Nick go where he wants...
And he does!
Marc has never experienced pleasure like this before.
Until he shows Nick his appreciation!
Check the scene out at NickCapra.com!
JBK
JETT BLAKK'S HALLOWEEN 13!
It's that time of year again! When the pumpkins grin with carved up faces and little creatures prowl the streets looking for sweet, sweet candy. So once more, I give you my Halloween 13! Thirteen movies that I thought were the best that I'd seen last year. Now, you may wonder, where's ZOMBIELAND? Where's ORPHAN and JENNIFER'S BODY and SORORITY ROW? Where's HALLOWEEN 2? If you asked that last one, slap yourself. It's quite simple. I haven't seen those yet. They may make next year's list, but for now, here are the Top 13 horror flicks I've SEEN since last October...
1. 13: GAME OF DEATH.
When a poor schmuck loses his job, he gets a mysterious phone call saying that if he completes 13 tasks, he will be paid 100 million dollars. The first one is easy: kill a fly. But each task gets harder and more morally unconscionable. Will he be able to complete all 13 feats? And who is behind this deadly game? This is a Thai film, but the lead is American, which makes it creepier, in my opinion.
2. BAGHEAD.
Two couples who are all actors decide to rent a cottage in the woods and work on a screenplay that they can all star in. Two of them want to do a movie about a relationship, but the other two want to do a horror movie about a guy with a bag on his head. Suddenly, a stranger with a bag on his head REALLY shows up to scare them silly. This movie is part of the infamous "mumblecore" movement, meaning shot on video with no music and no-name actors. The end result has some scary moments, but the interesting thing is that BAGHEAD is a movie about relationships AND a guy with a bag on his head!
3. CORALINE.
Animated film from the director of THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS is about a young girl who is unhappy because her parents have moved her to a new town and are too busy to spend time with her. One night she finds a secret door that leads her to another world—one like her own, but better! Her mother is an amazing cook, her father writes songs just for her and life is so much better. Except everyone has buttons for eyes and Coraline's new mother isn't so happy when she wants to go home. Very creepy atmosphere to what was promoted as a kid's film (it's very dark), and there are some outstandingly amazing animation work.
4. THE COTTAGE.
When a trio of schlubs who work in a club kidnap the owner's daughter intending to hold her for a big ransom, they have no idea what they are in for. The daughter is a foul-mouthed, screaming, arrogant brat who delights in their mistakes, but even she is a small problem when the cottage where they are holding her borders another farm run by a psychopathic farmer. Very dark comedy with many gory effects.
5. CTHULHU.
An adaption of an H.P. Lovecraft story. When a young gay history professor's mother dies, he returns to the small town where he was born and becomes friends with a guy he had a crush on in school. But as he debates on trying to take it further, he discovers that his father is a member of a cult that has its sight set on events that could mean the end of the world. Very impressive for a low-budget film and dripping in eerie atmosphere. The gay characters were a welcome sight.
6. DEADGIRL.
Two high school boys cut class and explore an abandoned mental hospital. In the basement, they discover a naked woman strapped to a table. Even though she has no pulse, she moves and is alert. Instead of freeing her, the boys decide to keep her a secret and make her their personal sex slave. While one boy has guilty feelings, the other one becomes more and more obsessed with possessing her. But when the secret gets out, how far will they go to protect their "property"? And just what IS the dead woman? Low-budget flick with a great script and very disturbing performances. This is one that you will not forget for a while.
7. DRAG ME TO HELL.
Sam Raimi returns to horror with this film about a bank loan officer who refuses to extend the mortgage payment of an old gypsy woman. The angry gypsy puts a curse on the young lady, telling her that she will die in one week. As her life is invaded by evil forces that become stronger, she seeks the help of another gypsy to lift the curse. Filmed in the same hyperkinetic style as Raimi's THE EVIL DEAD, this movie is more of a roller coaster ride than a creepfest, but it's a good one.
8. FASTER, PUSSYCAT, KILL!...KILL!
Three tough strippers kill the boyfriend of a couple they come across in the desert. They take the girl hostage and end up at a farmhouse where an old man supposedly has a lot of money hidden. The girls seduce the sons to find out where the money is, but the old man has a sinister plan of his own is this crazy Russ Meyer film. If you haven't seen it, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? I showed this at my birthday party and it was a huge hit. If you like John Waters' old films or BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS, you will love this.
9. The FEAST trilogy.
I'm counting all 3 of these films together, since it's basically one continuous storyline. In a desert bar, the customers must barricade themselves against a trio of monsters that are determined to kill them. In part 2, the survivors meet up with a female biker gang and travel to the nearby town where the monsters are attacking, too. In part 3, they survivors try to get out of town without being killed and eaten. Extremely fast-paced and with a crazy style that often breaks the fourth wall, I was pleasantly surprised by how much fun all 3 movies were.
10. THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN.
Based on the short story by Clive Barker, a photographer takes a picture of a supermodel boarding the NY subway one night, and when she disappears the next day, he is convinced that his photo holds a clue to the murderer. As he investigates, he discovers that there is a lot more going on than a simple serial killer riding the midnight train, and once he travels down this dark path of discovery, can he survive? Directed by Ryuhei Kitamura, the so-called "Japanese Tarantino", MMT is a very dark film about obsession and how it can destroy your life. Bradley Cooper is very good in it, but my biggest problem with it was the ending, which was not given the set up the story gave it and comes as a bit of a WTF? moment.
11. MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D.
T.J. returns home to his small mining town after the death of his father. T.J. left town after he caused a mining accident that drove one miner, Harry Warden, insane then kill 22 people in town 10 years previous. As if the resentment of the townspeople weren't enough, his best friend, Alex, is now the sheriff and married to T.J.'s old girlfriend. Suddenly, someone in a miner outfit begins killing people in vicious ways. Is Harry Warden back? First of all, I love the original film and find it superior to this one in many ways. However, seeing this in the theater in 3D is crucial. The effects were excellent. Without the 3D, there are still some shocks and gore, but the movie cheats so we can't figure out who the killer is. Worth a look but check out the original, too.
12. ONE-EYED MONSTER.
A porn company goes into the mountains to shoot a video with Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart. Ron has problems getting a hard-on, so he goes outside for a breather, just in time to get hit in the crotch by a meteorite. The alien entity inside possesses Ron's dick, which leaves his body and sets off on its own, killing every man it comes across in its desire to impregnate women! A horror-comedy with one or two scary moments. A scene where Jeremy and Hart talk about how the porn biz has changed was especially poignant, I thought.
13. TENTACLES.
Take an Italian giallo film, change the setting from Rome to a seaside town, replace the black-gloved killer with a giant octopus, add an overacting Shelley Winters, Bo Hopkins, Henry Fonda and other stars who needed money and you have TENTACLES. A giant octopus terrorizes a small ocean town killing anyone in or near the water where a radio is playing. A sailing race is planned for the summer, but the octopus has other plans. Some good creepy scenes, but most of it is overacting, B-movie fun.
And for my "one to see" film, I am going to recommend a movie I haven't seen yet myself, but the buzz around it is so strong they're calling it this decade's BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.
You may have heard about it already. A young married couple get their first house but begin experiencing odd phenomena at night, so they set up a video camera to record their bedroom after it gets dark. What they find supposedly makes for a terrifying experience, according to preview audiences. I'll be watching for this one.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
JBK