9:00 am and back to the warehouse. Today I was on time ("I don't need no stinking Mapquest! Oops! Yes, I do!") BOOMASTER and I were the first to arrive, and we had to wait outside until the owner showed up to unlock the gates of the parking lot.

I wanted today to go quickly, so I immediately set to work, instructing the p.a. where to set the lights while I prepped my camera. The first scene had KYLE LEWIS and JOEY MILANO handcuffed to a pole upstairs in the loft area of the warehouse. While they were in makeup, I grabbed the already made-up BOBBY WILLIAMS and shot his B-roll where he wakes up on the floor of the filthy bathroom to get his greeting from the mysterious BONESAW. Bobby, again, was a real trooper, as he had to lie on a cold dirty floor in only his underwear.

Once out of makeup, the three models went upstairs. I showed Kyle and Joey that the key to the handcuffs DID work, and then cuffed Joey's hands around the pole. Kyle stretched his out, and I snapped the metal restraints on him. Suddenly, he pulled his hands back. I had neglected to lock them AROUND the pole. "I'm free!" he yelled, and took off running.

The scene, unexpectedly, took a while. A couple of the guys were having hardon problems, getting then losing then getting their erections. Nothing makes a joint cold more than a cold joint. We brought the space heaters upstairs, and that helped. Bobby fucked Joey who sucked Kyle's dick, then Bobby fucked Kyle, then he fucked Joey again. We tried a variety of positions for the cum shots, and as we had run past lunch time, everyone grabbed a sandwich when they could. After the sex, it was time for Kyle and Joey to die at the hands of Bonesaw. The challenge here was for Bobby to get himself and the other two men off within a 20-minute time limit, and he would go free. Bonesaw tricks him, however, and Kyle is shot. Joey, on the other hand, does not share so simple a fate, getting a buzzing circular saw in his chest for his trouble. We shot this two ways, one dry and one wet. A handheld circular saw was borrowed from my husband (who can now deduct it from his taxes as a prop bought for a film), and with the safety guard down, Bonesaw shoved it against Joey's chest. I told Joey to jump and convulse, then fall to the ground. The first take, he jumped like he was skipping rope. I told him no and asked him if he'd ever seen THE BLACK HOLE (Disney's, not any porn movie with that name). Yes, he had. I asked him to remember Anthony Perkins holding that book in front of him as the evil robot Max's whirling rotating blades cut through the book and into Tony's chest. He got the mental image, and we tried it again. This time, the convulsing was good, but he didn't react with his face. The third time was great. Now, we would do it with the blood. Makeup artist KENSINGTON STONE filled two spray bottles with watered-down professional film blood. He took one and Boomaster took the other, then they manned a position on either side of the saw. "Action!" Bonesaw shoved the saw against Joey's chest, and the blood started flying. HIs chest and face were covered as he screamed, then fell out of frame. It was awesome! We all applauded him, and producer JEREMY SPENCER was right there, saying to me, "Okay, let me see it." I rewound the footage and played it back for him. It looked fabulous to me. I turned to look at Jeremy, and he had both hands over his mouth. His eyes were wide. "Oh, my god," he said. Of course, everyone wanted to see, so I ran it a couple more times to appreciative comments and excited chatter before Jeremy reminded us that we were running late. Sigh. Back to work.

We shot the dialogue covering the end of the movie, and a rescue scene involving Bobby and ROB ROMONI, who plays Bobby's ex-boyfriend. Then on to sex scene number 2, involving TY HUDSON, BRANDON IRONS and a forklift. Ty and Brandon had been fooling around all day (well, Ty and practically everyone had been fooling around at some point or another—I told you, Ty's insatiable), so they were ready to shoot. Literally. They got on the fork of the lift and did some amazingly acrobatic stuff of Ty eating Brandon's ass, then sucking each other, then more rimming. Finally Brandon fucked Ty on his back balanced between the forks, then in the cab of the machine. Brandon came on Ty's chest and Ty, achieving what I can only describe as a zen-like state, shot a big glop on his chest, then 30 seconds later, another on his stomach.

We shot Brandon, electro-shocked Ty and slapped a big strip of duct tape over his mouth (which is why he had to be clean-shaven) then called an end to what turned out to be a 14-hour day. lol

JBK