CHICAGO--DAY 1: COCKTAILS WITH THE PORN STARS

The car picked CVK and I up at 8:30am last Thursday morning and whisked us off to LAX. Security was a breeze. No waiting, no fuss and happy, chummy guards. Forty-five minutes later, we were sitting in tiny little United Airlines seats and on our way. It took me a few minutes before I realized that sitting directly behind CVK was porn superstud ROMAN HEART, who slept for about an hour during the trip. If no one had been around…

Once we arrived at O’Hare airport, I took a quick men’s room stop (LOVE those stalls!), then the car drove us to our suite at the House of Blues Hotel. We were both starving, so we walked down the street headed for the Star of Siam, when I was suddenly grabbed from behind by a pair of strong arms. Since this WAS Chicago, I was about to execute a full-body flip when I realized it was DAMON PHOENIX, just saying hello. Turning to my left, I saw TREVOR KNIGHT, JEREMY SPENCER and ROSS CANNON getting out of a cab. They were headed for the Gentry and JASON SECHREST’s “Cocktails with the Porn Stars” party. We said we’d meet them later, and continued on to the restaurant where we had the most delicious crab won tons, satay and almond beef I’ve ever tasted.

Finally arriving at the Gentry, CVK promptly situated himself at a remote table to observe the events around him. I immediately ran into DILLON PRESS and TY HUDSON, who gave me bear hugs. Ty immediately began making out with half the bar. The goddess of porn directors CHI CHI LARUE said hello, calling me by my real name (and correcting Trevor Knight later when he did the same thing to her). A veritable parade of porn talent meandered by: CHAD HUNT, JOHNNY HAZZARD and ERIC RHODES, just to name a few. After a few drinks, I was grabbed and escorted to a nearby couch where BRAD BENTON interviewed me for an internet segment, shot by THOR STEPHENS. He asked me about why I like story in porn and what upcoming Hollywood movie I was looking forward to the most (SUPERMAN RETURNS). WARREN from Maleflixxx.tv came over and introduced himself to me, at which point I promptly reminded him that not only had we had lunch together…twice…but that Red Devil was an exclusive with them and had been for over two years!!! I gave him shit for that the rest of the evening.

Dillon re-introduced me to a handsome young man whom I had met the year before. He had expressed an interest in doing movies, but wasn’t quite sure. I gave him a card and told him to call me when he was ready, and as I thought, he never did. Now, here he was again, and again, he was talking about doing it. I asked him to show me his chest and stomach. Smooth and a little soft, but nice. I asked him if he was naturally smooth or if he shaved. He shaved, he said. I told him if he was serious about doing movies, to stop shaving his chest and start doing situps. He again said he’d think about it. We came up with a temporary porn name for him: JASON WOOD. And don't you know that other directors and porn stars were scoping him out while we were talking. That's the true sign of potential greatness.

After events at the Gentry began to peter out, CVK and I headed back to the hotel for a hot shower, a comfy bed and a $6 bottle of sparkling water from the mini-bar. We were wiped out. The next day would be the big one.

To be continued…

JBK

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