I'll admit it: I'm a homebody. When I lived in Chicago, I was out at the bars 4 nights a week, having a blast. Now, I'm older and married, and I like nothing better than to just sit at home and relax with a good bad movie on the TV and a bowl of popcorn with CVK.

That's not to say I don't go out, but the only time I go to gay bars now is when I go to Micky's in West Hollywood to support a porn star friend. I told you of my evening with CHAD HUNT a while back. A few weeks ago, I went to Cocktails with the Stars to be there for NICK CAPRA, and last week I was there for JASON CREW. I'm going again tonight for DAMON PHOENIX (the lovely young lad who sat his wet ass on me for the Grabbys video shoot and went skinny-tubbing at my birthday party).

Let's talk about Nick's night. First of all, when he showed up, I hadn't seen him in over 6 months, although I'd been talking to him on the phone about once a week. So he came up to me and gave me a big hug. It was so good to see him, and he looked great! He also had his boyfriend in tow...soon to be porn star AARON ARCHER, a gorgeous man. Nick's interviews on stage went well, moderated by the new host of Cocktails, SCOTT BOARDMAN. Scott was understandably nervous and a little rough, but CHI CHI LARUE was DJing that night, and she helped him a lot. At one point, Cheesh acknowledged me by shouting into her mic, "Jett Blakk! Do you really want to kill porn stars?" to which Scott shouted from the stage, "I LOVED BONESAW!!" lol. That movie is now infamous (when I was in San Francisco, the hotel TV had Adonis movies available for pay-per-view, and when I mentioned this to JEREMY SPENCER, he told me that the service had taken all of their titles except BONESAW, because they felt it was too violent!) By the end of the night, Scott joined Nick onstage with SCOTT SWANN, SEBASTIAN CRUZ and the hunky/adorable TRENT ATKINS in a mass mooning of the audience.

After the show, Nick, Aaron, Trent, CVK (who surprised me by showing up) and I went out to dinner, and a great time was had by all. Trent and I had a nice talk. We went to the same college (at different times of course)!

Last Thursday was JASON CREW, who told me that he had straightened up and got off coke and crystal and was now living in an apartment by the beach. He had also quit escorting and had a steady girlfriend. When Scott asked him onstage if he was gay or bi, Jason said bi, to loud moans from the crowd. Can't please anyone, can you? lol

A documentary filmmaker is doing a movie about porn stars. He contacted me after interviewing 15 guys and asking them two questions: 1. Who is the sausage grinder of porn? Who churns them out, one after another, with little thought or care? I won't tell you the overwhelming answer. His second question was: In the world of gay porn, who's the artist? And I nearly fell over when he said that most of the guys replied: JETT BLAKK. Wow. As a result, he had to meet me, and we had a delightful three hours at his house in Los Feliz. He's a monster kid, too, and a collector of macabre memorabilia. He asked if he could come to the set the next time I filmed and shoot some footage for his doc. I agreed, and that should be next month (more on that in a minute).

Last Sunday, CVK and I went to the Soup Plantation for lunch, and on the way back, we were listening to JOHNNY WENDELL, a local left-wing radio talk show host. The topic was "Manscaping: Why Do Men Do It and Is It Destroying the Masculine Culture?". Must have been a slow news day. He took 2 callers, both women, and asked them if they liked it when men shaved their bodies and their pubes. The first caller said she didn't like it because it made her feel like she was having sex with an underage boy (adding that perhaps that was why straight men liked women to be shaven—which she thought was creepy), and when Johnny asked her if being shaved made a guy's dick look bigger, she said no (liar!)

Next, a woman said she preferred her men shaved because body hair trapped body odor, which she disliked. Johnny kept saying that he didn't understand why guys did it, and I asked CVK for his cell phone. He handed it over, asking me if I was going to call the pharmacy about a prescription I was waiting on. I said nothing, but dialed the number of the radio station. CVK realized what I was doing and yelled, "Are you calling that radio show??" I turned the radio down, and a voice answered, "Hello, KTLA Radio." (Should I get some kind of prize for the number of times one can say "radio" in a paragraph?)

"I'm a gay porn producer, and I think I can add some insight to this conversation," I said.

The guy chuckled and asked me my name.

"Jett Blakk."

"Where are you calling from?"

"Van Nuys."

"The porn capital," he chuckled again. "You're on next," he said, "Turn down your radio."

Suddenly, I was on. "We have Jeff from Van Nuys. You're on the Johnny Wendell Show."

Grrrrr. Why is JETT so hard to understand?"

"Johnny, my name is Jett, and I'm a gay porn producer."

"No, you're not!" he replied, incredulous. "You're lying!"

"No, I am, really," I persisted. "And I think I can tell you why some guys shave their body hair. Some guys, especially those who work out, want to show off their definition...you know, their abs and pecs, and body hair can cover that, so they shave it."

"But, Jeff (Grrrrr)," he said, "that's a given, but what about the rest of the men who DON'T have nice bodies? Why do they shave?"

"Well," I replied, "it's like anything else, Johnny, it's a fad. And like most fads, they go in and they go out."

"Okay, okay, the porn producer says they go in and go out," he laughed.

"And that woman who said trimming doesn't make it look bigger," I interrupted, sensing a distant finger hovering over the "End Call" button, "she's wrong. Take it from me."

"Thanks for calling, Jeff!" and I was gone.

Now, in my next post, we will get back to the wonderful world of porn, as I am in pre-production on two new Red Devil movies: DANTE and HOW TO SEDUCE A STRAIGHT MAN! Talk to you in a few!

JBK