THE GAYVN AWARDS AS TOLD EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH TEXTS TO MY CELL PHONE

WARNING!  ALL TEXTS ARE FAKE!

3/27/09.  9:31 am—Marcus Ram

Good luck at the awards!

 

3/27/09.  9:37am—Marcus Ram

Luv u! Good luck 2morrow!

 

3/27/09.  9:42am—Marcus Ram

BTW…U hiring?

 

3/27/09.  12:15pm—CVK

Love you.  Let me know when you land in SF.

 

3/27/09.  2:57pm—CVK

Good to hear you landed.  How was flight?  Did you have another brain hemorrhage?

 

3/27/09.  3:00pm—CVK

Sorry to hear that.

 

3/27/09.  4:02pm—Zackary Pierce

U here?

 

3/27/09.  4:22pm—Mark Nagel

U here?

 

3/27/09.  4:38pm—Anthony Duran

U here?

 

3/27/09.  4:42pm—Trevor Knight

Hey sexy.  Cant wate to sex u 2night.  luv sex wit u.

 

3/27/09.  4:50pm—Trevor Knight

Then who is this???

 

3/27/09.  4:54pm—Trevor Knight

Omigod.  Sorry Jett.  Ment that 4 someone else.  lol

 

3/27/09.  4:49pm—Trevor Knight

Yeh, Jett.  Really ment that 4 someone else.

 

3/27/09.  5:03pm—Trevor Knight

Sorry, Jett.  Isnt gonna happen.  lol

 

3/27/09.  5:05pm—Trevor Knight

How much!?

 

3/27/09.  5:07pm—Trevor Knight

Ill check schedule—let u know.  Cash right?

 

3/27/09.  7:00pm—Wolf Hudson

U wanna do dinner?

 

3/27/09.  7:05pm—Wolf Hudson

Pomodoro.  Across from Lookout.  Market & 18th.  Meet @ corner.

 

3/27/09.  7:15pm—Wolf Hudson

U coming?

 

3/27/09.  7:25pm—Wolf Hudson

Where r u?

 

3/27/09.  7:45pm—Wolf Hudson

Finally.  I will b right over.

 

3/27/09.  7:55pm—Nash Lawler

Where r u?

 

3/27/09.  8:00pm—Nash Lawler

Can I join u guyz?

 

3/27/09.  8:02pm—Nash Lawler

Not paying for u.  Dutch.

 

3/27/09.  8:12pm—Howard Andrew

Hey, Jett.  Got a new guy for u 2 meet.  Hes hot.

 

3/27/09.  8:14pm—Dallas Reeves

He Jet.  Wo sind sie?

 

3/27/09.  9:20pm—Mark Nagel

Gr8 party @ Lookout!  Come over!

 

3/27/09.  9:45pm—Anthony Duran

Heard Dink is throwing party after show 2morrow?

 

3/27/09.  10:10pm—Nash Lawler

Going 2 Lime.  C u l8r.

 

3/27/09.  10:12pm—Eric Rhodes

Just saw Jett.  Has really let himself go.

 

3/27/09.  10:13pm—Eric Rhodes

lol.  Sorry.  Fingers too big for buttons.

 

3/27/09.  10:17pm—Eric Rhodes

Hey.  Dont tell anyone I saw you, OK?  They think Im still at Falcon party.

 

3/27/09.  10:45pm—Wolf Hudson

Yeah, still here.  U wanna go?

 

3/27/09.  10:52pm—Wolf Hudson

Titan party @ Harveys OK?

 

3/27/09.  11:07pm—Wolf Hudson

Up front w/Jason Ridge.  Who u talking 2?

 

3/27/09.  11:10pm—Wolf Hudson

O Christ is that Mark Nagel & Stacey Bridges?

 

3/27/09.  11:12pm—Wolf Hudson

Yeah I know.  B right there.

 

3/27/09.  11:32pm—Wolf Hudson

Where r u?  Going outside 4 smoke.

 

3/28/09.  12:30am—Diesel Washington

Nice meeting u.  Offended by ur last name.

 

3/28/09.  12:31am—Diesel Washington

Cracker.

 

3/28/09.  12:54am—Ross Cannon

Have u seen Trevor?

 

3/28/09.  9:26am—Anthony Duran

Brunch @ Café Flora. 10am with Geoffrey Paine.  Join us.

 

3/28/09.  9:30am—Anthony Duran

Yes, I meant u.  lol.

 

3/28/09.  9:45am—Anthony Duran

Im inside.  I’ll cum get u.

 

3/28/09.  10:05am—Drew Warner

U here?

 

3/28/09.  10:07am—Drew Warner

Where r u?

 

3/28/09.  10:11am—Drew Warner

Robbie & I @ Lookout 4 brunch.  Come over.

 

3/28/09.  10:20am—Drew Warner

Don’t pay the $50.  Tell them who u r.  lol

 

3/28/09.  11:53am—Leif Gobo

Having coffee with Frodo & Merry.  Come over.

 

3/28/09.  12:39am—Drew Warner

Still @ Lookout.  Doing coke w/sister roma.

 

3/28/09.  12:40am—Drew Warner

HAVING coke w/sister roma.

 

3/28/09.  12:51am—Ross Cannon

What did u do 2 Trevor?  He’s ben crying all morning.

 

3/28/09.  1:02pm—Nash Lawler

Tommy D wants to meet you.  OK?

 

3/28/09.  1:05pm—Nash Lawler

Oops.  Sorry.  Changed his mind.  Thought u were Chris Ward.

 

3/28/09.  1:11pm—Dink Flamingo

In town.

 

3/28/09.  1:15pm—Dink Flamingo

Party?  Im not having any party?  Who said I was?

 

3/28/09.  11:20pm—Dink Flamingo

Meet u in lobby at 5:50pm.

 

3/28/09.  11:25pm—Dink Flamingo

Party in my suite after show.

 

3/28/09.  4:28pm—CVK

Good luck honey.

 

3/28/09.  4:41pm—Boomaster

Good luck sweetie!

 

3/28/09.  5:03pm—Chris Ward (spam)

Am going to crush you all 2nite!  ha ha ha ha!  [do not respond to this message]

 

3/28/09.  5:34pm—Zackary Pierce

Where r u?  Want 2 see u.

 

3/28/09.  6:10pm—CVK

U dont have 2 open champagne 4 donner.

 

3/28/09.  6:24pm—CVK

If Donner is bugging u complain to Dink.

 

3/28/09.  6:27pm—Mike Stabile

When ur limo arrives can u get out first?  Very little tape left & we only want superstars.  Thanks.

 

3/28/09.  7:32pm—CVK

ML said what???

 

3/28/09.  8:55pm—Mr. Pam

Did u see those glitterd dildos?  I want one!

 

3/28/09.  10:13pm—CVK

Sorry honey.  Maybe next year.

 

3/28/09.  11:07pm—Mike Donner

Where r u?  In limo waiting.  Need u to open champagne.

 

3/29/09.  12:32am—CVK

Sleeping.  Stop txtng me.

JBK

 
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