GRABBYS WEEKEND--DAYS 4 & 5
I got a text at 4:00am from KYLE PIERCE that he had arrived and was staying in JASON SPARKS' room, then I fell back asleep. At 6:15, I got up, threw on some clothes and went downstairs to the business center to check in on my flight for tomorrow morning. The printers still weren't working, so I'd have to get my boarding pass at a kiosk at the airport, but at least I was checked in, although it was in Group 5. Ugh. I hate going on the plane in a later group, as too many jerks put their carry-ons in the front of the plane, then go sit in the back, taking up other people's overhead space.
The Grabbys were over, and there was one last function to attend: the Recovery Brunch at the North End bar. This was usually a packed event. I didn't eat anything beforehand as I usually took the boys out to dinner afterward, so I showered and dressed and began texting.
The first thing that bothered me was the way TREVOR KNIGHT had stormed out of the theater the night before. I had no idea what was wrong, and if it was something I had done. Moreso, with TYLER SAINT and TRISTAN MATHEWS missing in action, whereabouts unknown and plans uncertain, I was now short 2 people for the brunch appearance. I had promised 9. If Trevor was a no-show, that would put me down to 6 and make me look bad. I texted him, asking if something was wrong, if he was mad at me. He answered that, no, he wasn't angry with me, but the events of the show had upset him. I won't go into more detail than that, as it is a bit personal.
The important thing was that Trevor promised he'd be at the brunch, and one by one, the other 6 texted me to promise the same. I had asked everyone (except Trevor and CORT DONOVAN as they were already further north) to meet in my room. WOLF HUDSON was the first to show up, suitcase in tow, as he had to leave from the event and go right to the airport.
"I'm keeping my promise,' he said. "If anyone wants to be tea-bagged, this is where I'll do it." I knew he would, too.
Soon, NASH LAWLER showed up with ROBBIE IRELAND and DREW WARNER close behind. I gave them their special shirts, which said "Dirty" in front and had the Dirty Bird logo in back.
Wolf was getting antsy about leaving, but I assured him we'd have plenty of time. STEVE JEROME showed up, and told me he'd heard from Tristan Mathews that he probably wasn't coming to Chicago because he'd gotten a better offer of work. Thanks for the phone call, Tristan! Ass.
Within a few minutes, Kyle Pierce, SCOTT CAMPBELL and TYLER were there, too. I told everyone that they would each be raffling off 2 copies of their movies, as well as their shirts. There was also the possibility, I said, of something else happening. Last year, we were surprised by MARK NAGEL requesting the guys to raffle off their underwear and the right for the winner to take them off. So there was still the element of surprise for us, I said.
The 9 of us went downstairs and caught 3 cabs. Steve took one with Scott and Tyler, Drew took another with Robbie and Wolf and I took the third with Kyle and Nash. Minutes later, we all arrived outside the North End bar. A rather brusque guard informed us that there was a special entrance for talent, so we walked half a block north and went in there.
The bar had been slightly changed. There were more monitors, including a couple large flat-screen TVs, and a 2nd stage had been built. The food section was smaller this year, but I'm sure it was so they could get more guys in. As we entered, I saw ANGEL BENTON on the front stage and BOBBY CLARK on the back stage with BRANDON BAKER, dressed in a white bathrobe.
I had a box of dvds to be raffled off and set them down on the back stage. Trevor was there and hugged me, as did Cort. The boys were mingling with the public and having a good time meeting their fans.
Kyle Pierce, Nash Lawler & Robbie Ireland
Nash shows us he's dirty. A couple of dirty boys.
Wolf awaits his turn on stage.
Soon, it was our time slot, and Wolf was the first to go up on the back stage, interviewed by Bobby Clark. They talked about Cockyboys winning a Grabby award, and Wolf bottoming in MUG SHOTS for Dirty Bird Pictures. Then, Bobby asked Wolf if he was going to make good on his promise to tea-bag people, and Wolf responded by stripping off his clothes.
Wolf goes topless. MUG SHOTS for the lucky winner.
Wolf reads the winning number.
After raffling off the dvds, I nabbed Mark Nagel and told him that I needed to go up on stage and announce something. So, Mark got Bobby's attention and told him to have me come up. Bobby said, "Who?" Mark told him my name, and Bobby looked puzzled, but finally did it.
I climbed up on stage and took the mic. "The boys are raffling off their shirts, too," I said, "and the right to take them off! Also, does anyone know Cole from Active Duty?" There was a lot of noise made.
I get my shirts at NovemberFire.com.
Wolf, some hack & Bobby Clark
"Well, he's behind the camera now, starting his own site. I have lots of dvds of his scenes, as well as other movies. Does anyone want FREE PORN?" Huge response. "If you see me walking around, just come up to me and say 'I want to see King Cole's BI BARRACKS!'" I got down, and the fun really began.
I was immediately swarmed by guys asking for the dvds that COLE had sent to pass out, along with the copies of FATHER KNOWS BEST and BOWSER MAKES A PORN. Soon, my hands were empty. But then it was back to the action on stage.
"Who wants to get tea-bagged by Wolf Hudson?" Bobby shouted. Instead of rushing the stage, everyone suddenly got shy. "You do it!" a voice shouted at Bobby. So he did.
The pants come down for Bobby
Finally, a few more guys came up to be tea-bagged.
Would you like cream or sugar with your tea?
Wolf's stint was over, and he dressed and climbed down. Instead of leaving immediately, he hung around for a while to talk to fans.
Here's some video of Wolf's appearance:
Next, it was Scott's turn. He ascended the stage with Angel Benton and got naked pretty damn quick!
After Scott, it was Cort's turn. He got up on the back stage with Bobby Clark.
Back to the front stage, it was Nash's turn. The crowd really liked the show he put on.
Nash did some of his trademarked bare butt pushups.
With Nash, they decided to do something different. They auctioned off his underwear, and it brought in a tidy sum: $85.
The winner claims his prize...and a bit more.
Here's some video of Mr. Lawler at the brunch:
Kyle Pierce was next up on the back stage with Bobby. Kyle got out of his clothes pretty quick, too, and not only did they auction off his underwear, but the right to stick a finger in his butthole through the fabric!
Kyle had a great time and thanked me for inviting him. Next up with Angel was Robbie, who took his shirt off and wiped his pits with it to make it more enticing to bidders.
Here's some video of Robbie's appearance:
They auctioned off Robbie's underwear, and it went for a whopping $300! Trevor Knight was onstage next with Bobby in the back bar.
Here's some video of Trevor's appearance:
After raffling off copies of ENDGAME, Trevor's underwear came up for auction and went for an amazing $500! Trevor had been feeling a bit down about not winning Best Actor at the Grabbys, but this made up for it.
Afterward, Nash Lawler and I went to grab some dinner and discuss his requirements to get his cherry popped on screen. More on that in the future. Then, he told me he was dancing at Spin that night and would I come? I told him I'd think about it, as I usually take the last night of my annual Chicago trip to pamper myself in my hotel room.
THEN, Nash told me that he'd contacted STACY BRIDGES about getting his trophy, only to be told that the studio gets it, not the models. So that meant that not only didn't Nash get a trophy, but I was going to have to tell Cort Donovan that he would have to give his up!! I dreaded that phone call.
Back at my room, I phoned Mr. Donovan and explained everything to him. He graciously said he understood and it was not a problem. Steve Jerome said he'd take the trophy back to San Diego if I got it to him, so Cort agreed to meet me at Spin that night. Trevor Knight was also dancing and had asked me to come by for support, so I agreed.
As I soaked in the tub in the hotel room, CVK called me. He was bored and lonely and wanted to talk, which was nice. After a while, I got dressed and headed out for Spin, which had expanded and was now huge! Cort showed up and gave me the award, and Drew Warner and Robbie Ireland also came by, proceeding to get me drunk. Cort was already tipsy and kept talking to me about a porn idea he had, and I kept leaving the VIP area to watch Nash's show. He would dance, do pushups and cover himself in whipped cream. He also ran Dum-Dum suckers up and down the crack of his ass and give them to guys in the crowd to suck on. He pulled a large man up on stage and let the guy suck on a lollipop that he had protruding from his jock. It was a fun night.
I want back to the hotel and looked through the room service menu, finally deciding on a small chocolate thingee of some sort which was smooth and creamy (I don't remember what it was), then went to bed.
My flight left very early the next morning, so I got up and packed then headed to the front desk to check out. The same woman who checked me in was there and I told her it had been a nice time. As I waited, a bleary-eyed MATTHEW RUSH stood nearby, waiting to check out, also. I told him he looked like I felt, then nabbed a cab and as there was no traffic that early, was at O'Hare airport in 20 minutes. Security was a breeze and I watched MAMMA MIA! again on the way home.
Chicago is always a great time, but nothing beats coming home to CVK's arms.
JBK
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